deaththreat:

The best kind of alcohol is a lot.

brood-mother:

slunchy:

magicnein:

let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys

here i’ll start

*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke

[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit

[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?

madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

(Source: jemmasimmns)

fartgallery:

fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are